I Might As Well Act Like A Movie Star, My Picture Is Taken Like Everyday!!!

Yo, what's up hollywood? Just chillin here... soaking up the attention and feeling the Love. You gotta love all this attention I'm getting! Girls everywhere.....my aunts can't get enough of me....and then there's my Nanna, she throws down kisses on me like I was a million bucks and she just hit the jack pot! I poop on 'em, spit up on 'em and they just keep coming for more. Nothing I can do to get them off me. I even sparkle (fart) stink up the place and hey they still keeping throwing down the love. I haven't even hit 3 years old yet, and I've got more women lovin on me than I can handle. Can you imagine what its going to be like for me when I hit two or three? My life is gonna be great! I have my Aunt Bugs wrapped around my finger. Its a tough job but someone has to keep these women happy....so what, if I have to put up with nanna's cheek kissing marathon....I'm on my way to being SPOILED .....S-pecial, P-erson, O-f, I-nterest, L-oved, E-very, D-ay. I roll over on command for my aunt bugs of course. Well for now I'm gonna sit back relax in the arms of beautiful women and just chill. The way I figure it by the time I'm three, I'll pretty much be bigger than Elvis. Chow